DECEMBER TOP TEN LIST
Top Ten Benefits Of Jefferson's New Railroad Overpass
10. Gives City Engineer Something To Do
9. Breaks Up Otherwise Flat, Dreary Landscape
8. Offers New Location For Spray-Painting Graffiti
7. Locals Think They Can Fish Off Of It
6. Reduces The Number Of Heavy Traffic Snarls On Grimmell Road
5. Shoppers No Longer Have To Wait Five Minutes Getting To Fareway
4. Provides Disaffected Locals A Place For Committing Suicide
3. Will Offer The Opportunity To Test New Foam Rubber Trusses
2. Provides Area For Jefferson's Homeless To Congregate
1. Proposed Layout Allows City To Install Four More Stop Signs