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DECEMBER TOP TEN LIST

Top Ten Signs It's the Holiday Season in Jefferson

10. Hardware stores charging $40 for a snow shovel

9. When you dial 911 you just hear a recording of "Joy to the World"

8. Instead of burning Yule logs a tire fire has been set

7. The side of your car has been keyed with a candy cane

6. Creepy cashier at Casey's sent you a Christmas card

5. Pamida is stocked up on Christmas tree-shaped air fresheners

4. Blitzen has left a series of "gifts" on your lawn

3. Some guy comes down your chimney and steals your stereo

2. Santa shows up downtown wearing handcuffs

1. John Rowland breaks out his fiddle