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FEBRUARY TOP TEN LIST

Top Ten Unusual Jefferson Valentine's Day Ideas

10. Invite favorite girl over for microwave burritos

9. Run around naked with bow and arrow (until arrested)

8. On a romantic moonlit walk, take your metal detector along

7. Try attracting babes with your homemade Star Trek uniform

6. Break up February 13th; get back together February 15th

5. Give your girl fur coat made out of your own back hair

4. Wait by phone in case supermodel dials a wrong number

3. Instead of asking her to "be my valentine", ask her to "be my alibi"

2. Ask for a conjugal visit at the LEC

1. IHOP!