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JANUARY TOP TEN LIST

Top Ten Side Effects Observed After a Greene County Blizzard

10. All potholes are magically filled

9. 911 closes so emergency personnel can go sledding

8. Residents advised to eat plenty of rock salt

7. One hour of shoveling equals two hours of the buttmaster

6. Santa writes "Happy Holidays" in the snow on your roof

5. Heavy snow makes it slightly harder to start arson fires

4. A shot in the arm for county's lagging toboggan industry

3. By city ordinance, you can eat anything that ends up in your shovel

2. At least now you can see the urine

1. Break out the Duraflame underwear!