OCTOBER TOP TEN LIST
Top Ten Signs Jefferson Isn't In The Halloween Spirit
10. Jack-O-Lanterns Carved Out of Honeydew
9. Neighbor's Halloween Party Held Last April
8. When Guy Dressed in Grim Reaper Costume Leaves,
You Notice Your Grandparents Are Gone
7. Trick-or-Treaters Given Middlefingers Instead of
Butterfingers
6. Jack-O-Lantern Looks Suspiciously Like Real Head
5. Pizza Delivery Guy Wins Best Costume
4. Black Jelly Beans Turn Out to be Horse Ticks
3. After Giving Out Treats, People Demand Receipts
2. Instead of Cracker Jacks, You Get Crack Jacks
1. Jack-O-Lapdance!