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OCTOBER TOP TEN LIST

Top Ten Reasons Not To Trick-Or-Treat In Jefferson

10. The Power Rangers are using walkers

9. Instead of popcorn balls, you get Rocky Mountain oysters

8. Treated to high-fiber candy only

7. You keep getting asked to vote for Eisenhower

6. Ex-Lax is not a prank; it's an actual treat

5. Guys in paramedic costumes are actually paramedics

4. Children in witch costumes burned at the stake

3. You get a bag full of restraining orders

2. Everyone looks like Keith Richards

1. No one can hear the doorbell