The Jefferson Iowa News®
HOW MUCH SHOULD WE PAY FOR GASOLINE? I'm madder than a bankrupt Arab over the price of gas and how everyone is reacting. If you think gas costs too much, quit using so damned much of it! Isn't that what you'd do with anything else? How about all you people in the fly-over states driving SUVs to work every day for about a five-minute commute? And then driving your kids twelve blocks to soccer practice? Remember when we used to walk or ride bikes? ![]() We should charge ten bucks a gallon, eleven for premium. Make exceptions for cab drivers, metro transit systems, and low-income folks driving their '78 Honda Civics to their crummy jobs vacuuming the residual cocaine from the seat cushions of numb SUV owners. Maybe some truckers, too. We would simultaneously solve the gas crisis, our warmongering agenda, pollution issues, road rage, traffic congestion, urban decay, and oil profiteering. How pissed off would you be if you had to pay that much for gas? And while we're at it, if you have a gas guzzler for a vehicle, set the yearly registration fee somewhere around $5000. Charge $25 for fuel-efficient models. This would be a great shot in the arm for our stagnant railroad industry. ![]() We once were a country that prided itself in innovation. and we could certainly use a little of that spirit now! Orville K. Bass, American Leave a comment:
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