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  MIDDLE-CLASS SUPPORTS UNKNOWN MINORITY CANDIDATE

I'm totally unglued about the way our upper and middle classes have become enamored with this unknown African-American going around demanding change from everybody. What's so new about that? You've never been asked for change by some dead-beat, never-held -a-real-job black person? Some one needs to just give him their spare change and shut him up!

I'm sure you "politically correct" lilly-livered liberals take offense, but just use your head for once. Why won't he tell us his middle name? It's because it's Hussein, for crying out loud! This is not an African-American name, it's a Muslim name! Why would anybody hide their middle name, anyway? Do you have trouble saying Hillary Rodham Clinton? How about FDR? JFK? LBJ? How about Orville K. Bass, for cripes' sake?

This guy's assistant campaign manager has gone on record saying she supports B. Hussein Obama because "he's cool". Hey, there's a good reason! So what's your reason? It's obvious, at least to me, that people like to think they're progressive in that they will vote for a minority candidate. Here's an idea - if you want to support a minority, just vote Republican (like you will, anyway).

Would you vote for Mr. Obama if he was 6'4", 275 lbs., was dark black, had corn rows, and wore gold chains? Probably not, I'd guess. Would you let him babysit your teenaged daughter? You like him because he's black, but not really scary black. That makes a lot of sense.

Where does he stand on the issues? Or does that not even matter? Do you mind that he has been endorsed by militant Arab terrorist organizations? They seem to think he would be a fine choice. How does it feel to be in lock-step with suicide bombers? Makes you feel pretty smart, I'll bet.

Remember, this from the party that brought you Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, John Kerry, and Al (Mr. Internet) Gore. Geez, if they could just produce one candidate smarter than your junior high phys-ed teacher, they might win an election.

Let's all pony up and gather up some cash for this candidate who demands change, and put him on a one-way bus ride back to wherever he came from.

Orville K. Bass, American


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